True Leave applications ,job application and one funny letter
( Murdering English language )
🌀 *From Administrative Departments: Bengaluru in 1996* : As my mother-in-law has expired and I m the only one responsible for it,Please grant me 10 days leave.
🌀 *Maharashtra in 2005:*
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave."
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🌀 *Jharkhand in 2000*
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to cut my son's head in Gaya, please leave me for two days.."
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🌀Leave Application from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding in *Hyderabad in 1996*:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
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🌀 *From another Administration Dept,Gujarat in 2007:*
🌀An employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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🌀 *Another leave application found in Bihar in the year 2005*
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday for me."
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🌀A leave application to a Principal in *Jamshedpur in 2006*:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache and the headache is paining,Please grant me one day leave
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🌀Leave application found in *Kolkata in 2014*:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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🌍 *Another seen on the cover note while applying for a job in 1999:*
"Dear Sir,with reference to the above employment circular number,Please refer to my bottom.
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😤Another funny Letter found in *Bhubaneswar in 2016*:
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.
😎😀😀😀😀😀😀😎
Kindly Laugh to stay healthy and pass to others to make them stay fit...*
Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo meri Chattri ab tak nahi lautai...
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhana mana hai.
This is classic.... supperrrb example of our cute trains...
Train ruki... Khidki khuli..
Nazarein mili.. Usne kaha.
Chai. Chai.Garam Chai.. :)
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?
Door se dekha to haseena bula rahi thee..
paas jaa ker dekha to bhains sir hila rahi thee.
Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin...
chand ne kaha.. Ullu ke pathe.. itni upar se dikhta hai kahin???